100 Dollar For...... Sex?

At Some Random Bar...

Guy: Hey there..

Girl: Um... Hi?

Guy: Wanna f*ck?

Girl: Ugh! No.. I have a boyfriend.

Guy: And I have a Maths test tomorrow.

Girl: What's that got to do with your ridiculous request of yours earlier?

Guy: Well I just thought of a mutual thing that we cheat on.. So wanna f*ck?

Girl: Oh My God! No! Go away you creep!

Guy: Ok, Ok. How about this? I'll pay you a 100 bucks if you let me do you. I'll drop the money on the floor and while picking them up I'll screw you over? You can even ask your "Boyfriend" for permission if you want to.

This had the girl thinking. Then she called her boyfriend.

Girl: Hi babe, where are you?

BF: Hi, I'm at home. War-Craft-ing. What's up? I thought you were going out with the girls today?

Girl: I am. I'm at this bar called Some Random Bar down town.

BF: Oh I see. So why are you calling?

Girl: Well there's this guy asking if he can pay me for sex. He said he'll pay me 100 bucks if I agree to it. He said he'll drop the dough on the floor and while I bend over to pick it up he'll screw me over. I called because he asked me to ask you for permission.

The boyfriend was inflamed. He felt like going over the bar and hit the shit out of that bastard but his 'cunning' mind was churning something greedy.

BF: Um.. Fine! BUT.... Demand for 200 bucks. And you pick it up as fast as you can and call me right after!

Girl: Are you sure?

BF: Yeah.

Girl: Ok then. I'll call you later.

------------- 1hr 30 Minutes later --------------

BF: What the hell took you so long to call me back? I told you to call me as soon as you get the cash?!

Girl: THAT BASTARD USED COINS!

Note: I don't own this story. I read it some time ago on Facebook but I have forgotten from which page or who posted it. Well I hope you enjoyed the story as much as I did then.

Love you to bits,
Farcella L.

A Temporary Pause

okay... here's some stuff.. first of all i shouldn't  be posting an entry at all. this is because i have a 1000 words assignment worth 25% of my grades to finish. but then again, i need to blow some steam out. so here's what's my weekends looked like.

HAPPY 55th B'DAY MALAYSIA - LOVE THE COUNTRY HATE THE TYRANT TRYING TO DESTROY IT!

Friday was  malaysia's 55th independence day. (31/08/2012) how did i spent it? well lets start with laundry, then went off to pyramid and buy saturday's meal. as i'll be cooking at Ronn's house again.. right after that, we separated ways since i had another engagements to go to and they (Ronn and Paul) needed to go back home A.S.A.P since the BEEF was bought b4hand needed to go into the chiller or it'll get spoiled. moving on, my meeting with a friend was suppose to be at subang's KTM station but his other friend decided to want to drive so all i had to do was to walk across the pedestrian bridge. we went to the PC FAIR with multiple purposes. i needed to buy a laptop cooler, he needed to check out the best deals of laptops as his is about to die at any given time and his friend was there as to be his IT consultant. thehehe.. after about 2-3 hours in midvalley, we went back and otw back he got a call from another friend asking if he want to go for a KARAOKE session at Loudspeaker in 1st Subang mall.. well as much as it cost me a bloody 29 bucks, it was all good. sang few song and drank a lot of drinks.. after 3 and a half hours, we went to asia cafe and had a late dip-per (Dinner/supper) there i met my uncle and he sent me back to hostel. it was around 1am already. thank god friday's curfew is always at 3am... so i was saved. i bathe, dry my hair and slept.

Saturday woke up at 11am then went to pyramid again to find stuff for MAB while Ronn, Paul and Adesh went to grab lunch at Nando's... manage to find my things, i rewarded my self with Mixed Kebab Wrap from Sunshine Kebab. love it! then off to ronn's house and start cooking instantly. my greatest achievements were my home made from scratch MUSHROOM CREAM SOUP, garlic bread, baked potato and those perfectly cooked beef steak. yum... ^_^ after dinner we went out to send some of the food to Elena's house (Elena is a friend who live down the road) then off to send Adesh back to his house. Then off to get Shaved Ice Cream.. we got a MANGO flavour then.. By jove, it was heavenly! can't stop thinking about it.. i want MOREEEEEEEEEEEE..... hahaha... after ice cream, went back to Ronn's house and i made my first cover. it was to be Wilson's 2nd part of b'day present.. so ya.. i went out of tune here and there but hey, who said i wanted to go PRO rite? we stayed up a little bit more then finally went to  bed some time around 5am.

Sunday? i woke up at 10 then wanted to make breakfast but some one was watching TV assuming that it was Ronn's dad so i went back up. finally went down when Ronn woke up like 1 hr later. for bruch, we ate last night left overs the soup, the broccoli and some ginger chicken his mum pull out from the fridge also a chocolate cake.. YUM... then off to bathe b4 Ronn sent Paul and me back.. well that's about it.. see i told u nothing much this weekends.. but it was a simple sweet one... i like this weekend so much...

Lots of Love,
Farcella M.

p/s: there will be a temporary pause of me from posting as i'll be very occupied with MAB and YEAR END MEGA ASSIGNMENTS AND TEST... until then? have fun reading my old post.. *wink